Green Bars

Them really annoying green windows loading bars.

Awww hell naw, I got more of them green bars!

by The Master of Time July 20, 2009

Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...

by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009

Green Velvet

A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.

'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'

by Abentham March 17, 2013

Green Dudy

The green colored stool resulting from consuming pasta and powdered grape juice. the color is actually lime green.

I was so proud of my green dudy I left it in the toilet for my friends to see

by skister February 22, 2011

Columbia-Greene

Columbia-Greene Community College, located in Hudson, New York. Although it should be more like Greene Community College because 90% of the students attending live in Greene county. The classes are ridiculously easy and the college is smaller then most high schools. Anyone who gets less then a 4.0 probably doesn’t show up. Also known as the “Harvard on the Hudson”. Often hated on by students from HVCC and other 4 year schools because it’s small yet many transfer here after flunking out of said schools. Most students who attend either transfer to UAlbany or SUNY New Paltz or drop out because they don’t show up.

I didn’t have the grades to get into New Paltz, so I’ll go to Columbia-Greene for 2 years and then transfer.

by iwent2college June 28, 2018

The Green Mile

When you get a blowjob from a redneck girl while she has wintergreen snuff or "dip" in her mouth. It's messy, but provides a tingly sensation.

I'm so done with your the farmer's daughter. The blowie was mind blowing, but I may never get the dip juice stains off my car seat. I won't be walking the green mile with her again.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

Green bag

Vagina

I put my groceries in her green bag.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 17, 2018