paid shit

Taking a shit while your on the job.

It's time for my 3pm paid shit

by crackh0 May 30, 2008

spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

by $matttttt$ March 22, 2007

shit walk

The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.

Dude! That guy had to use the shitter so bad he had to do the shit walk!

by Chris AKA $SPUDZ$ March 11, 2008

Shit Cigar

1. A shit that is shaped like a cigar.

2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.

Derek: Hey Gene, last night my friend took a shit cigar in my mouth and now I'm addicted.

Gene: That sucks

by Crunchie Egg May 3, 2009

shit in a seabag

Navy term for a stuffed bell pepper, so called because a stuffed green bell pepper looks like the green seabag that sailors carry their belongings in.

"I wonder what they're serving on the mess decks tonight? Oh, God! Not shit in a seabag AGAIN!"

by Chavato August 10, 2008

Shit shadow

The phenomenon that occurs when someone breaks wind and then moves from the original location in which they committed their bottom bugle to a secondary position, in doing so dragging the aroma of the trouser trumpet from the first point to the next. A shit shadow is formed between the two points.
Also velcro fart.

Victim: "For pity's sake, have you just farted?"
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

Shit seeking

The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog

"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.

by Danmit April 9, 2009