My penis

Is big

My penis is big

by MRMISTERGORG December 11, 2019

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finger penis

a short and narrow/thin penis that has similar dimensions to a finger.

He had a finger penis, so I had to rely on motion in the ocean to get off.

by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010

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penis juice

The juice from the penis, also known as semen, pee, and blood.

Look at all the penis juice.. m-maybe you should taste?
Bruh.. my penis juice is red, I better go to the doctor.

by Droggu May 18, 2019

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Boys who live in your dorm, and on your floor. You hang out with them every day in the hallway, the elevators, at the cafeteria, in their rooms, lateeeeeee at night, when you need a friend. Someone you can convince to do things for you, take you to a weird movie, pick you up some food, pay when you forget/hide your money.

When it's time to DO WORK, and your trynaaaa real bad, it's best not to bring along the Floor Penis.

No, no more floor penis!

by 7th Floor Whore October 12, 2010

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Evil Penis

Proper Noun: An Unholy 50' tall penis covered in hellfire from the 665th Plane of eternal torment. It is said that he lives in New Britain CT.

There can only be one EVIL PENIS!!!

by Evil Penis February 28, 2005

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Minnesota penis

A geographical anomaly whereby a penis erupts beyond the 49th parallel, causing the head of Minnesota to buttfuck the unknown Canadian province above it.

Over in Winnepeg, drivers have to constantly wash a salt residue from their cars when a Canadian History erupts from a man displaying a Minnesota penis while penetrating the Canadian border.

by Cr newsies February 11, 2010

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