by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010
Get the finger penis mug.Look at all the penis juice.. m-maybe you should taste?
Bruh.. my penis juice is red, I better go to the doctor.
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by Droggu May 18, 2019
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by 7th Floor Whore October 12, 2010
Get the Floor Penis mug.Proper Noun: An Unholy 50' tall penis covered in hellfire from the 665th Plane of eternal torment. It is said that he lives in New Britain CT.
by Evil Penis February 28, 2005
Get the Evil Penis mug.A geographical anomaly whereby a penis erupts beyond the 49th parallel, causing the head of Minnesota to buttfuck the unknown Canadian province above it.
Over in Winnepeg, drivers have to constantly wash a salt residue from their cars when a Canadian History erupts from a man displaying a Minnesota penis while penetrating the Canadian border.
by Cr newsies February 11, 2010
Get the Minnesota penis mug.Penis envy is the reason feminists hate men. They are jealous of men's penises, and this jealousy gets taken out on men in the form of rage.
feminist: I hate men!
My friend: Why does she hate men so much?
Me: She wishes she had a penis... She has a bad case of penis envy
My friend: Why does she hate men so much?
Me: She wishes she had a penis... She has a bad case of penis envy
by dustin2222222 September 19, 2007
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