Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

Fluff her husk

When the average male casually caresses the chonky female in a sexual way or fashion. Can also be associated with "buttering the whisker biscuit" or "glaze the donut"

As Gerald took off Ethels pants, while she lit her 34th cigarette of the evening, he began to fluff her husk rigorously.

by Quesadilalalalalaalalalala January 6, 2019

fing her

To put your fingers inside a girls genitals. To, "give her the fing", persay.

Keith:"Dude, did you fing her last night?"

Keith 2:"Man, you know I did!"

by Mattborg9007 May 30, 2018

sucking her dry

Act of sucking a woman dry

if i had to save pancakes woman or waffles woman im saving the pancakes woman and im also sucking her dry

by HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2025