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Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.
by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019
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Monday Night Football and chill

1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.

2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?

Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!

Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
by RokOutKokOut October 29, 2015
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threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.
by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017
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yo mom last night

Talking about something that happened with your mom the previous night.
Example:

Guy 1: Hey Bill guess what.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I DID YO MOM LAST NIGHT
by MilkywayGalaxy 420 September 24, 2020
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10 Cent Beer Night

One of the dumbest promotions in sports history. June 4, 1974. Cleveland Indians vs. Texas Rangers. Beer is sold at 10 cents a pop WITHOUT limits on how much you could purchase. The result was a huge riot where people flooded the field and the game was forfeited.
"Hey, what topic are you writing for your paper?"
"10 Cent Beer Night. A very stupid event."
by justinbigdude May 31, 2022
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OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.
"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"
by cavna June 23, 2008
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late night bo-stick

The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating.
My friend's mom is a milf so, a late night bo-stick was in order.
by Georgie Slanks October 1, 2007
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