Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

Mexican Hat Dance

A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.

Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.

by analbabes May 23, 2018

Mexican Sticky Buns

When a male cums in between a girls ass cheeks and makes makes her booty clap until she glazes her entire ass with his cum.

I pulled out and made a Mexican Sticky Buns all on her ass

by KSizwiz August 27, 2010

REAL Mexican Hours

Real Mexican hours is when from 9:00 am to 2:00 pm a Mexican kid is playing Xbox or ps4 with His/her mom cleaning, baby crying, dad making building something near your room and a dog is barking

Person:Aye yo I was trying to play fifa during Real Mexican hours but it was to loud over the mic

by I live in a In a gang February 3, 2018

Mexican Bean Butt

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.

I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

mexican speed bath

Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray

Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time

by Csmith July 22, 2014