Horse

A beautiful majestic animal that is used for riding

Horses are beautiful.

by Fluffy Fox July 8, 2021

horse cock

a horses cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy

by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018

whore on a horse

when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.

Who does dat bitch think she is, she a whore on a horse.

by YADHS March 14, 2011

Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

Horse

A two-player variation of basketball where one player makes a showboating/trick shot, eg. dribble four times, followed by a 360 degree spin and then performing a layup. If successful, the other player must attempt to replicate the same maneuver. If the second player misses the basket, they are awarded the letter “H”.

If successful, the second player chooses the next shot.

This continues until one player accumulates all the letters of the word HORSE, and that player loses.

I played horse with Blake Griffin. How do you think I did?

by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End

Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.

by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015