Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
Get the Jordan The Ninja mug.1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.
Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill!
Ninjas really know how to kick asss.
Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.
Becca just cleared 9 feet!
Ninjas really know how to kick asss.
Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.
Becca just cleared 9 feet!
by awesomeninja22 August 4, 2009
Get the Ninja mug.1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.
2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
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"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."
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