Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

Frickin woman

Those Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

by TakaXChiyo October 20, 2019

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

by Aiden J April 6, 2021

You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

a deleted scene in yellow dello

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Stud duck

A person who tries to appear important, or who tries to lay down the law in his community.

The Movie "Will Penny":

Will Penny to the boss of the Flatiron range: "You the stud duck?"
Boss of the Flatiron range: "That's right."

by Williamhhw May 28, 2023

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013