nayla's mom

A fucking crazy bitch

ur just like nayla's mom

by lolislifefuck May 22, 2017

Your mom

The most over-used comeback everrrrrr.

I don't like your shoes.
Yeah, well....YOUR MOM.
Wtf?

by ksgfal April 4, 2009

Mom Ass

A mom's ass that looks like it was destroyed in the 80s and 90s and looks like a diaper. Especially when she wears sweat pants. Droops ever downward and looks and smells like cottage cheese. Sometimes, looks like a box when wearing tight jeans.

(Kid 1) Your not very nice .
(Kid 2) YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A MOM ASS
(Kid1) Well I'll give you that one.

by xX_BigDicc69_Xx March 5, 2018

Hi Mom!

Something I never get to say.

Me:”Hi Mom!”
Mom:

by tatertot69 October 23, 2019

baraka's mom

A symbol of death!

OMG Baraka's Mom is chasing me!

by overlord727 August 25, 2011

The hi mom

You take a girls phone and shove up her twat. Then you call her mom and tell her to call yo girl for an emergency. As the phone vibrates in her pussy you must try to unlock the phone with your dick. Repeat until successful.

I'm horny, let me give "the hi mom" bitch.

by Nate the Bait June 11, 2016

Mom Rock

On June 25, 2004 The Wall Street Journal announced "There's a new wave of garage bands featuring Mom on guitar, Mom on drums and, on lead vocals....Mom." These suburban hausfraus kick out the jams to tunes like “Take Out the Trash”. The moms play so loud, they can’t hear their kids dialing the runaway hotline.

This genre of music is commonly referred to as "Mom Rock". Examples include The Mydols, Housewives on Prozac and Hormone Replacement Therapy.

by rock star mommy August 6, 2007