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A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!
I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull
donkey by amcoolasferk. January 12, 2011

Donkey inkblot 

When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.
Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot

Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.
This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.
Donkey by MI10 September 15, 2011

donkadooballs 

A really drunk and/or high person, sometimes homeless or a little crazy.
I drove around town and noticed a lot of donkadooballs lately
donkadooballs by ktownboeing December 15, 2011

Donkey knee 

Much like a Donkey Punch but insread of using one's fist they use a flying knee thrust to ensure an epic orgasm.
I was pounding her asshole and leaped to my feet to jump and deliver a VICIOUS donkey knee
Donkey knee by Allupinya316 October 22, 2017

Donkey trash 

A person, place or thing that is the absolute worst. Think of something bad and this is just below that.
Dude, this movie is donkey trash!”

“Lindsay looks like donkey trash today”