flamingo club

a club for those who have turned down a moose. she is usually tall, has kankles, and an STD.
phrase was coined in Montgomery county MD

"yo dude, this fugly chick came up to me last night at the club, and told me she was in one of my classes. she said she had a crush on me. she was such a moose. i just walked away."
"your now an honorary member of the flamingo club."

by flamingo club February 27, 2008

Beer Club

A social gathering (usually of men) in quantities of 6 or 12 on a set day. At said club the aforementiond men divide a pack of beer to sample from that week.

Hey man... it's Thursday, you comin to beer club?

by Somuchdeath18 July 7, 2008

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.

"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."

by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013

Clubbed out

This phrase describes how you feel when you've been going out clubbing too much and need a break.

Nah I'm good for tonight, I have been going out way too much and am totally clubbed out.. Maybe in the new year when I am rested and healed!

by LingDanc803 December 16, 2022

Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic hose. You then mix it in to a martini glass, while adding blood, semen, saliva, smegma, and

My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo.

by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025

fight club

when you piss shit and ejaculate in your pants all at once and they're all fighting for which takes up more room

A: hey are you down for some challenge pissing
B: not now, there's a fight club going on in my pants

by the narrator from fight club September 16, 2022