Godzilla Penis

A large Asian penis. Roughly the same as BBC is for large black cock.

Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.

Girl 1: I've almost completed my sexual bucket list.

Girl 2: What's left to do?

Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?

Girl 2: At least one is doable.

by partygrrrl May 7, 2013

penis years

1 penis year is equivalent to 1 month of getting no action at all. not even a handjob.

bro i havent had my dick touched in 10 years!!!
thats like 120 penis years ahahaha

by vhockeyboy November 24, 2009

Penis-Poke

An injury inflicted by SIB, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamins.

"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"

by AMAHAHA August 4, 2008

Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008

Penis Eyes

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

by Narvie December 28, 2005

penis whisperer

A person that is very successful at pleasing the male sex organs. Or a cocksucker, kiss ass etc. Homosexual

George is always looking at women and talking shit. I think he over compensates, He's really a penis whisperer.

by MelCefus August 13, 2006

small penis

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

by Ryan May 22, 2003