Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

Nut Deep

Unit of Measure. When you Testicles touch the Ice Cold Water you are Nut Deep.

Holy Shit this water's cold, I cant believe i could only mange to get Nut Deep.

by Tgreig October 31, 2020

Unsatisfying Nut

When a man has unfulfilling sex and wishes he did not waste it on a certain person.

"I did that girl jenny last night, such an Unsatisfying nut"

by FuriousM March 6, 2009

chest nut

Breast Milk

Stacy was feeding her baby Chest Nut

by 8bitHug May 14, 2018

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.

My guy you’re a wacky whack nut

by TomNation999 November 13, 2018

stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.

I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.

by K.A.G February 2, 2014