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Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."
by dfk1989 February 17, 2013
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Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.
Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.
by Five in tha Poo August 17, 2009
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mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.
She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.
by omega man 72 January 14, 2017
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mexican question mark

Mexican Question Mark A slang used for a Inverted question and exclamation marks
In Spainish class the other day I asked the teacher about this upside down question mark on my paper before the teacher could respond to me a kid in my class blurted it out “ It’s a Mexican question mark
by BigRed606 August 31, 2018
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Mexican refried blow

When you blow coke up someone's ass. They fart it back in your face and you still take the line of coke.
My girl had gas last night and she farted after I blew a line of coke up her ass, so I finished it and had some Mexican refried blow.
by 321lifer June 17, 2017
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mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
by i dont want to August 1, 2020
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