May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

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May 4th

Send your partner a nude photo

Hey babe it’s may 4th you know what that means

by Ohtani May 4, 2022

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May 16

May 16, National Hug your Girl Friend Day. No matter what happens that day YOU GOT TO HUG HER

“Bro it’s national Hug day, It’s may 16 I got hug my girlfriend”

by _s_i_m_p_h_u_b_ May 13, 2022

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May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

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May 30

International send a titty pic day

Babe send a tit pic

No

But it’s may 30

Okay fine

by Opticalwheat May 30, 2024

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May

Its international goods month! This means you get a free nude, boob, pussy, dick, ass, or any other sexual picture of the person of your choosing. If the other person says no they owe the other person either head or 10 suggestive pics of the persons choice. Like cleavage, teases, underwear, or something along those lines.

Friend 1: gimme the titty pick you owe me
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then

by Jackers4758 May 4, 2022

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