Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

horse

Horses are the best animals!!! They are so majestic, kind, and caring. They are great companions. The only downfall of having a horse is they cost a lot of money.

Look at Suzy! Her horse is so pretty! I bet her parents are rich.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Horse

LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOKING UP WHAT A HORSE IS

A HORSE IS BROWN

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 6, 2020