Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 6, 2022

Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

Swamp donkey

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick

I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey

by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021

Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017

Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.

Dude just hit another swamp donkey.

by Brothersred April 2, 2024

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025