loose brother 

a pair of socks which are clearly not intended to be worn together.

Ted struggles to find an appropriate clothing for his feet. Fearing he may need to wear dirty socks to work, he clasps two loose brothers together and pulls them onto his suspiciously large feet.

loose brother by LabAssEndocrine June 2, 2011

Spud Brother 

A Spud Brother is defined as two guys who have had sex with the same girl.

Todd is spud brothers with Steve, after sleeping with Denise.

Spud Brother by loincloth42 August 28, 2013

kayak brother 

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

kayak brother by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

Volk Brother 

The brotherhood of Volkswagen owners. This brotherhood is the largest of vehicle owner groups and the most outrageously spirited. Brothers are known to wave and honk twice to their other Volk Brothers. The Volk Brothers does not include women Volkswagen owners.

If you aren't a Volk Brother than you can suck Hitler's dick

Volk Brother by HeadVolk February 25, 2014

bag brother 

describes your buddy who is ready and willing to venture on a full force runner higher than giraffe pussy on a sick one and rolls right beside you no matter what is methasary.

whose old boy i saw u with at the casino?thats A-rod my bag brother; he's always down to smoke some shards and roll with me til the wheels fall off!

bag brother by SmoothPinnacle January 16, 2015

inverted brother 

When you and a bro sleep with the same girl, you become inverted brothers. Instead of coming out the same vagina, you've both come in the same one.

Me and Bob are inverted brothers!

inverted brother by cobson May 14, 2015

eskimo brother envy 

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household

Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!

eskimo brother envy by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015