Adam

A boy with a tiny penis. Microscope needed to view.

Girl: Are you ready?!

Boy: Yes!

Girl: (pulls down boy's pants) Wait! I didn't know you have an Adam!!!!!

by Xman30030 April 18, 2018

adam ling

A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock

1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling

by meme boi 64 August 24, 2017

Jackson Adams

God’s finest creation, my future husband and the father of my children. He is; Loving, outgoing, and one of the most driven people on the face of the Earth. And from my POV: He’s someone that makes everyday feel like the first time we met :) I loved you then and I love you endlessly now. Forever will never be enough with you.

And I sawl heem *insert Jackson Adams at the grocery store, gas station, strip club*

by Jaed98 March 28, 2022

Adam

Adam is handsome, funny, tall and deadlifts more than your crush. He is called big dick because he has a giant Willy.
All girls love Adam because he is the definition of perfect.

Girl A: Hey do you Adam
Girl B : Yes of course he is so sexy
Girl A : For sure his dick is so huge and he is handsome
Girl B : Yes😩

by Rahmacito November 21, 2021

Adam's Oral Apple

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.

Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.

Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.

by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

Adam

People named Adam are ogres with butthole eyes. Adam boasts an aviation career while working in Human Resources for the Army. Adam is over 40, shops at Hollister, and has a collection of black dildos and blow up dolls. He has nice hair.

If you are a victim of workplace harassment, please see Adam in HR.

by Erin Rhoads April 24, 2025

Adam

the coolest guy ever all girls want him he has got laid the most he beats everyone he challenges and is very cool you cannot beat Adam. He is the best at everything because he is so good.

wow he is an Adam he is so cool.

that guy just got turned into a pimple, an Adam must of done that.

I want to smash that Adam, his cock is so big.

by best guy every69420 December 8, 2020