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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Hot Fuck Sundae

During intercourse make truffle butter, and a lot of it. Once you have enough to fill a large ramiken or small bowl, take a torch to the top of it similar to baked alaska
Dude I was with Lacy last night and we totally had Hot Fuck Sundaes
by Mushroom print ur mum March 28, 2021
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Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.
The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.
by AskRick June 10, 2018
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A fucking sex

"ME AND MY DOG WERE HAVING A FUCKING SEX!"
by Deku BHNA July 4, 2021
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Fuck Shit

With so many different variations in the definition of FUCK SHIT I wanted to take the time and provide my full meaning of FUCK SHIT when used in the South.

Now FUCK SHIT is used to describe a shady scenario or situation. Meaning if someone is on some FUCK SHIT they need an ass whooping.

No one likes people who stay on that FUCK SHIT. because shady ass people on fuck shit usually are on drugs or just down right bottom feeders.
Last night he was on some FUCK SHIT right before he got his ass beat!
by FlawedAF December 4, 2021
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FUCK

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by me!!!! poo November 7, 2020
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