When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.
Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”
by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005
Get the Shit&Quit mug.When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
by IShitALot September 14, 2014
Get the Shit Roulette mug.Qui-Gon Jinn took a massive Mind Shit between the laser walls while fighting Darth Maul in Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.
by Fishlipz July 11, 2009
Get the Mind Shit mug.When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.
That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.
by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010
Get the Russian shit mug.A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012
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1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
by pikamtn October 18, 2010
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'I just had the biggest munchies shit ever I'm never gonna eat that much again'
"I love those but they always seem to hang there and stretch you in half"
"I love those but they always seem to hang there and stretch you in half"
by Munchies Shit January 11, 2017
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