Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Snake

Vincent Gencarelli

Hey Snake, how are you?

by Ghoset May 21, 2021

Pleasure snake

The word for big dick is mommy's pleasure snake

Omg he has a pleasure snake in hisnpants i seen it last night

by Big pp man21 May 9, 2021

Snake-charming

When a group of women (or men) made crude, sexual remarks or gestures towards a man; the opposite of cat call

"Holy shit you guys, I just went out for a bit when a gaggle of bitches started snake-charming me. One chick was all about bending my ass over a barrel."

by secretclean September 30, 2015

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Snake Tounge

The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.

"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."

by DirtyDan_ January 13, 2014