skitz cunt

a lad who does fkn heaps of drugs and is a fkn cool as skitz cunt

oh look at jimmy passed out in a bush, what an absolute skitz cunt

by cheyney in a bottle June 28, 2022

fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low

Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it

by assmasta March 31, 2017

Cunt boulder

The act of shitting stones into a girls vagina so she can grind that shit into gravel

God Sally, I could go for a old fashioned cunt Boulder right now

by Steviedie August 10, 2016

Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.

jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!

by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013

Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023

Skunk cunt

When a pussy looks cute and innocent from a far but has a smell that could strip the paint of a car and leave you smelling like a dump. Probably will have to bath in tomato juice.

Bruh, I heard your girl got the skunk cunt.

by ZestySock May 9, 2018

cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.

Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!!

Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!

by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022