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Potato

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."
by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
mugGet the sorry for the long post here's a potatomug.

Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
by Devarite September 29, 2021
mugGet the Potato forgetfulnessmug.

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
mugGet the slow potatoesmug.

potato bish

A girl or guy who is always copying u or others on anything they envy will steal credit over anything and act all nice towards everyone else BUT YOU and when u tell someone about them and how much u hate them they will think u are the bad one!
girl: OMG SHE IS SUCH A POTATO BISH
guy: no shes a nice girl ur the pototo bish
girl: dont said i did not warn u -____-
by potatoegurl2005 August 15, 2016
mugGet the potato bishmug.

Potato

A person that is light skinned (May be Asian) like Naomi, but its pronounced POE-TAY-TOE. If you dont say it like this you will have the case of Avocado Syndrome.
Me-Your such a potato.

Her-Thanks! I try to be.
by NaeNaeFaubert March 28, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.
Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.
by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

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