John Dolmayan

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

John Strickland

Otherwise known as "Thickland". An extremely hot teacher with an ass.

Damn, look at John Strickland over there, lemme get a piece of that.

by LovelyPeachesStan6669 October 17, 2019

John Gibson

An athletic goaltender who will never let you down. Arguably the best goalie in the NHL.

Jee man, you played like a John Gibson last night!

by seergebeer January 22, 2022

John Ryoo

A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.

Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!

by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022

Meghan John

an amazing person and is very loyal to her friends usually a blonde and on the shorter side.

"look it's Meghan John"
"she's amazing"

by Cardinal177 May 25, 2018

john winship

Us geordies us this name to describe someone who is a breeder!

He is a famous insta model who loves to breed! With 15 kids and counting!

He’s the sexiest kid in Newcastle because Daniel mawson said so!

He’s a Calvin Klien and Tesco model!

Here mate your a right John Winship you! Stop having kids!

by Waxa belta January 21, 2019

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008