lucas mom

shes a hoe you know do she is one hella hoe i id you du fu nah my nig nog

dat bitch lucas mom is one hella b

by nar nar nig nog January 24, 2018

Thot Mom

A young mother usually between the ages of 18-26 who has a kid but refuses to act like a mother.

Of course they can be older as well. These women usually go out,party,get fucked on while their kid is at home crying wondering where their mom is. Also these women aren't preferably in relationships typically are used as jump offs

Zach: This girl I know has a whole kid but be a parties all the time and be getting fucked on continuously
Bob: You know these girls are straight up thot mom. Should've waited until she was ready to have a kid.

by ThtBoyMorningstar July 27, 2021

mom rockers

Rock bands populated by mothers who are either 1.) trying to recapture their youth 2.)a novelty act or 3.) political as hell and trying to overthrow the fucked up system we live in.

Those aren't riot grrrrlz, those are mom rockers!

by PlacentaMom February 25, 2006

carsons mom

finest women alive. Beautiful big breast with a luscious booty. Super tan with a great tight body.

Carsons mom gives great head

by applepie4545 September 12, 2017

your mom

what I did last night

i did your mom so hard last night
does your mom have a penis?

by iM YoUr ReAl MoM February 3, 2019

real mom

A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.

She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.

by MTanai May 6, 2018

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

by ursquishy April 27, 2011