itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

little green footballs

Anti-Muslim hate site.

LGF is a sectarian website for bigots.

by justice for the liberty January 28, 2005

Snotty little betch

a close girlfriend who mocks you for little inablities

jody "can you stop mocking me?"
carly "no not likely"
jody "snotty little betch"

by Jody Martin January 27, 2008

The little twat himsen

Paul Daniels.

About the time he wrote '3 is a magic number'

The little twat himsen wrote this one, Paul Daniels. I think

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head

"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."

by Joanna Bailey February 27, 2004

little kid crush

When you like someone and don't have the balls to say it.

Hey, I got this little kid crush on Katie.

by AdamLam June 3, 2014

Pulled a Little John

When someone you used to be tight with becomes a douchebag out of nowhere and stops talking to you

"My nephew and I used to be tight but he pulled a Little John and became an asshole."

by Your wife's stud July 31, 2017