hot topic

gay ass dykes go here and probably have some meth, weed, crack, you name it. they probably try to act all "edgy" and "depressed" to seem all emo, when in reality they are soft as my cock. they are also probably only gay for the trend.

person 1-lets go to hot topic guys *crys*
person 2- oh so you're a emo dyke now? nice

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi April 5, 2022

Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

Hot Sandbag

When a person with a scrotum dips their sack into a hot and/or spicy liquid (for example: chili, queso, spicy salsa, clam chowder, coffee, hot chocolate, egg drop soup, sriracha, drawn butter, candle wax, fondue, caramel, spaghettios, bbq sauce, turkey gravy, etc.) and then coats their newly warmed and wetted sack with sand. This “hot sandbag” can then be used to bring hot and spicy flair to various sex acts.

The other night my girlfriend told me she wanted to “heat things up” since our normal tea bag routine had gotten stale. So we went out to the beach with a thermos filled with hot New England clam chowder, and I gave her a righteous Hot Sandbag to play with! It saved our relationship.

by Captain Ron Geyser October 21, 2023

Hot Gartner

After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.

I met this freaky bitch at a bar and Hot Gartnered the living shit out of her.

by Jnutz24 May 16, 2010

Roxy Hot

A half- Hispanic, half-white woman, usually 30 years or older that guys flock to everywhere she goes, a celebrity in her own right, great fashion sense, independently wealthy, single, and will also hold her own in a fight.

Man, did you see that MILF ?? SHe is ROXY HOT!

by The Double E June 15, 2021

Hot handshake

When your butt is cupped my another persons hand, and you expel gas (fart) into their palm.

Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.

by WertherButt November 27, 2022

hot salsa

When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.

Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.

by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018