Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

L God

When you are playing cod, are constantly on the top of the scoreboard with a crazy positive KD but you still manage to lose a bunch of games. Usually the L God will be the only one on his or her team going positive and all of the other players will be going negative and are trash at the game

Dude I was a total L God last night. Was dominating the lobby but the entire time I kept losing. Man that was fun but really annoying at the same time.

by nerdyguy1450 October 30, 2022

Gods of Smut

A pretty shitty Wattpad account made by five friends who honestly don't even write smut that often but mainly fluff. They write about BTS because they're obsessed. They could make anime ones if they wanted to but no ones asked. They worship the mighty god of smut. Some call her Jungcock while others call her 'Daddy'. Honestly this is just a lame self promo to an account with like no reads that's trying to put themselves out there. Books range from BTS to Venom. They're all individual writers with talent and I'm obsessed. Other than that it's an offer to write smuts for people for there can be a good word put in to one of their writers. Totally not a creepy fan

"The Gods of Smut should write more of ____ type of fanfiction"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018

Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%

Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

Gods Light

The sexual act where a man is standing over his women after fucking her hellish anus and immediately ejaculates in both eyes.

AAron fucked Dee-nice last night and she said she saw Gods Light!

by YeetoToipeedo June 18, 2019

Bobux God

The Bobux God is the god that gives Bobux, Just like the Bobux Man, But he made the Bobux.
The Bobux God started to rise in The CallMeCarson Discord Server.
Scare is the Bobux God, since he gave the first bobux...And he made the first Bobux ever in History

Guy : Oh,Bobux God, Please Give me Bobux.
Bobux God : No Problem Fam, I will give you Bobux.

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021

7 gods

Its basically like math
7 gods=BTS

Jessica: What are 7 gods?
Me: BTS

by Mama Vomit January 15, 2020