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Clown

You.
You absolute fucking clown. Get shit noob your fucking dogshit at the game.
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Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.
What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown
by The crazy clown October 5, 2019
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Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
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clown

people who use "clown" are clowns.
by Walking Catfish August 21, 2019
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clown

when you think someone feels the same but they don’t

when you like someone you shouldn’t

when you go back to your ex after he said he’s changed
by clownin’ November 2, 2019
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clown cult

a group of dumb ass clowns on discord and wattpad
wanna join the clown cult? you'll fit right in!
by a clown 🤡🤡 July 28, 2020
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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