Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.

She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!

by Halfaman December 8, 2009

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

nut and fug

mcdonalds chicken nuggets

nut and fug McDonalds chicken nuggets

by jocob mc nug May 12, 2014

nervous nuts

Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!

Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!

by Boston Slang February 12, 2008

nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.

That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.

by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015

eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.

watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.

by b.c dude April 25, 2009

A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017