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Ninja

to ninja: to chop a person in the back of the neck while open and there is no truce in affect. Or possible if you want to just be an ass whole or they are being a bitch you can breack truce. it is not a ninja if you hit there shoulder, head or face. there is a code for what u can do or how you can ninja someome. If u r truced w/someone u have to tell them when someone is gonna ninja them. if you have a truce with someone that is about to get ninja-ed and the person that is gonna ninja them you have to stay out of it and not say anything. you are basically nuetral.

-basic ninja:chop to back of neck

-sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA!

-Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.
jesse:Dude Carlos is fuckkin open, u should get him charles
charles:ok (ninja)
Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor
carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational
by Milk-ninja May 28, 2009
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ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
by Agent 14 December 16, 2009
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Ninja

A popular streamer that constantly wins games of fortnite. He gets paid to play video games for a living.
Ninja loves PUBG
by OriginalName123789 August 20, 2018
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keybored ninjas

Someone who well messages you to death through text, emails or online DMS. Always act tough behind a keybored. Most are internet trolls
Man you keybored ninjas text me to death
by Street code February 19, 2024
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what up ninja

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners
"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"
by Big daddy665 July 20, 2021
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ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️
by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019
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Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics
Mr. Chaet is a physics ninja.
by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019
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