surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Sweet potato

My sweet potato is the best tree someone could ever hope for and he is the most fun and loving sweet potato I have ever met

Do you cook your sweet potato

No, I love my sweet potato

by Meatballlllllls March 7, 2022

muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

Potato

Potato is a highly consumed drug that most of people consume in their free time.
Potato is also known as mister potato where he teached PeppaPig how to eat potatos.

8 year old kid: yo do you have the thing?
dealer(potato seller) yes how much you want kid?

by _MomZ September 17, 2020

Potatoe

Your ugly friend. The one who is know as the Potatoe of the group.

"That's the Potatoe of the group!"

" those boys/girls are potatoes"

by Pussymossy June 3, 2018

Dusting the potato

Being lazy or doing nothing.

“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”

by Princessofproduce June 1, 2021

Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022