the penis game

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.

It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office

by the only real ninja here February 4, 2010

Penis

Something that I have.

I stuck my penis into her.

by hihihihihihihihihcockies October 29, 2011

Penis cramp

Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.

Bobby: Damn bro, I had a major penis cramp last night.
Daniel: That's crazy dude, got milk?

by Chris Cz May 21, 2006

pixie penis

a very small and thin penis, which has problems erecting....

girl1:want to go shopping?
girl2:Naa, i'm going to go with martin to the movies
girl1:Martin C.?!
girl2: umm... yea...
girl1:... HE HAS A PIXIE PENIS!!!
girl2:... so where are we going shopping?

by _beluga_ July 26, 2006

Penis Buffer

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.

Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer

by Random7410 May 3, 2008

Dick Penis

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do

Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

penis hero

One who is a hero of the Penis or who has done epic things with his own genitals.

"You know that dude Roger, man he came back from Thailand a real penis hero."

by Arc Light February 23, 2009