no u

the single greatest comeback to ever be uttered by any human being that exists,has existed, ever will exist, and ever could exist in alternate timelines

"you're an idiot". "no u"

by nopleaseohgodnoplease October 20, 2020

NO U

One of the most strongest weapons in the world

Jake: you are stupid
Casey: no u
Jake: *dies in a very painfull death*

by NeverGiveYouUp March 15, 2021

no u

takes any insalt and deflects it at an opponent with 10 times more power, almost unstoppable

dude1: go away

dude2: shut up you are mean
dude1: you bitch get outta here
dude2: nah i dont think i will
dude1: sorry calling you a bitch is an insalt to female dogs you are a pregenat naked molerat that got run over by a car then got half eaten by the baby inside your stomach,
dude2:( falls down on his knees) ahh.. with the last bit of power still in me... no u
dude1: (fading out of egsisance) noooooooooooo

by sandmonster95 April 13, 2021

T u d

Touch your dick, something a girl says when she’s turned on or likes you.

Girl: I want to t u d

Boy: okay

by Yo moms a hoe May 15, 2019

bitch u fo real

Commonly said when u fuck something up.

oops i fucked ur bitch. Bitch u fo real???

by rodrah February 24, 2017

u pićku materinu

so far up your mother’s v*gina. usually used in an expression of anger or annoyance.

daughter: can we go somewhere?

mom: yeah ićemo (we’ll go) u pićku materinu.

by quaranteen2020 August 4, 2022

No u

Greatest roast of all time

Ur mum gay... no u

by Big Chungi Fuker June 18, 2019