john weber

A John weber is a person who has a ver large penis. But no self respect. Like big m. Makes girls uncomfortable

There is a john weber bothering me

by 69696969696969696969694202 June 23, 2022

Peter John

The king of logo history videos, call your papa with this nickname, hehe

You: Huh, Peter John. Whatcha doing?
Dad (with peter john nickname): Hehe hello son..

by thelolmanofth July 22, 2020

John the dragon

John the dragon is a character created by Artemis on Amino and is the companion of Stardustkit. He is so powerful and super cool and very cute he is a large dragon that has many powers.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

John Dolmayan

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

john winship

Us geordies us this name to describe someone who is a breeder!

He is a famous insta model who loves to breed! With 15 kids and counting!

He’s the sexiest kid in Newcastle because Daniel mawson said so!

He’s a Calvin Klien and Tesco model!

Here mate your a right John Winship you! Stop having kids!

by Waxa belta January 21, 2019

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008