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marcella jake

The best of friends. They play Fortnite together.And they are friends. We hate Jayda. But Jayda
Likes Jake and Jake rejected her🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♂️. Marcella hates veggies. NOPE! She is too skinny!! And tries but can’t gain weight. Jake is sexy and makes u wanna take a pic. Marcella likes to draw and we are NOT I TELL U THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER !
by Jake Marcella September 20, 2018
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Jake Paul

stupid, retarded, weird, ugly, dumb.
by thooter October 26, 2018
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jakes

jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you
the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe
by annie gur April 29, 2021
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Jake

Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.
That jake is clapped
by Sheeeeeesh123 December 3, 2021
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Jake

Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew

Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
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Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
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jake bragg

An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!
Anyone know that jake bragg kid? Yeah hes sus
by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017
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