Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk

Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

faux cake

a cake that isn't really a cake do to the addition of vegitables

Dude this carrot cake isn't a really a cake it's a faux cake

by MCornelius December 16, 2008

Freedom Cake

A freedom cake is a dessert baked in the United States on or around the 4th of July Independence Day holiday. It can be a cake of any sort, decorated with white frosting on top, accompanied by blueberries arranged in a square on the top left corner and horizontal rows of strawberries or red raspberries running across the remainder of the cake's surface. This configuration depicts the American flag, hence the name.

Jane didn't know what to bring to the 4th of July picnic until her mother suggested baking a Freedom Cake in order to make use of the blueberries and strawberries they had just bought.

by Ldkings July 2, 2014

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Birthday Caking

When someone passes out and you put small pieces of paper between their toes and light them on fire to watch them kick them out in a violent stupor

A dude passed out and we immediately birthday caked this guy, he got up like the grandpa in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Birthday caking shout out the bodega hive

by Themeowhog August 14, 2017

Caked-Up

A lot of makeup.

Yo she's liked, caked-up.

by palenose August 11, 2020