fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.

The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.

by Cealia November 24, 2016

fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

Finger Dusting

The act of letting cum dry on your fingertips and slapping the equivalent of a hoe.

I saw Janae Finger Dusting the shit out of Jessica after she realized Jessica wasn't, in fact, a lesbian.

by Drunken Tigerfolk March 7, 2018

spirit fingering

When you're fingering a girl and you lean in close and whisper "spirit fingers" as you wiggle your fingers up and down (inside of her).

He was spirit fingering me and i burst out laughing.

by gamingjoe69 May 20, 2014

finger koozie

Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.

"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.

by Romophobia November 7, 2015

Butter fingers

When someone slips there fingers into a vagina by accident

I went butter fingers on your sister last night

by Jackparker November 2, 2017

Tingle Finger

When your girl gets out of line, you finger her with an electric pen to show her who is boss.

Bob: Dude last night I had to give Christine the old tingle finger.

Steve: Why?

Bob: Bitch got out of the kitchen.

by nippleskingofthetitties August 8, 2012