Stealth Shit

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.

Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!

by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012

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Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012

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SOPA that shit

To delete, censor, or block something.

Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.

Guy 1: That fucker keeps posting dumb shit on my wall.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.

Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.

Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.

by Allen75 January 24, 2012

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