John Castiblanco

John Castiblanco is defined as a handsome gentleman that shows his love by putting other first, a strong and understanding human that is charismatic and intelligent, plus always a joy to be around & can always put a smile on someones face.

Did you just see how that was!?
Who?
That was THE John Castiblanco!

by Living in the moment November 22, 2021

John Strickland

Otherwise known as "Thickland". An extremely hot teacher with an ass.

Damn, look at John Strickland over there, lemme get a piece of that.

by LovelyPeachesStan6669 October 17, 2019

john dinkleberry

Typically a very fast, sexy man who could tackle the economy, his blue hair makes even Theresa’s look awful

How sexy is john dinkleberry

by Nan slayers May 1, 2022

John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021

John Reese

A certified badass. He is a kind, compassionate person when you know him, but he's done some terrible things that he wants to forget. He's protective of the innocent, and never tolerates wife abusers.

Spoiler - He also dies in the most badass way possible: filled with dozens of bullets and then getting blown up by a ballistic missile while saving the world

"That guy in the suit is kinda scary and whispers a lot, his name must be John Reese"

by Housel June 2, 2021

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

John Launder

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz

"You just pulled a John Launder!"

by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010