cheese master

Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.

"Cyril is such a cheese master - He needs a mouthwash"

by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004

cheese ranger

An extremely sad and pathetic individual
whom wanks constantly.

That little perv is such a cheese ranger

by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese dick

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

by blzdp June 23, 2003

cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"

Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.

by that girl April 15, 2004

cheese slice

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

by bnasty October 16, 2006

mackin on cheese

To hit on or flirt with a hott girl.

Dude, im totally gunna be mackin on cheese tonight.

by Markkkk L March 11, 2009

Thigh Cheese

Thigh Cheese
Noun

The end result of what's in your meal when you mess with drive through employees of the female variety. Thigh Cheese is the combination of inner thigh sweat and raked skin from just below the Eden zone. Right where the sweat starts to make it's way into the crack for a beautiful sweat stain (most commonly seen at gyms). Men do not exhibit thigh cheese for they lack the pheromones that produces the juice of the under-garden. It is odorless and leaves that poisonous weird taste at the back of your tongue when you are finished eating. It cannot be removed by simply spitting. No worries though, it is non-lethal.

You constantly repeat and change an order while at Taco Bell. You get said order from an obviously annoyed but smiling female employee who happily hands it over. You have just received a nice quantity of thigh cheese. Enjoy it, it's untraceable.

by Crumbles March 24, 2011