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mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.
"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"
by Katsbud February 22, 2018
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Curb Cunt

A disposable bitch. Trash that is not worthy to be in your hand while you search for proper disposal so you throw it to the curb. Less worth than a magnificent cunt or regular cunt, curb cunt is at the bottom
Jordan and Dennis wouldn't shut the fuck up those curb cunts.
by Jimmsters July 12, 2017
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Jack Cunt

A Jack Cunt is someone who offers fuck all help, is a righteos cunt and usually drinks 5 times more than the money in their wallet or fucks off come bill time, also refered to as doing an Adsy.
you had 10 vodka soda's and just fucked off before the bill came you jack cunt!
by antijackcunt May 11, 2020
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cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".
"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"
by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014
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Publicity Cunt

A female celebrity who achieved her social status and fame by capitalizing on her appearance in, and the distribution of, a highly publicized sex tape.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the richest and most famous publicity cunts in America.
by Sandy Sea October 24, 2014
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cunt trash

Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.
When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.
by JeffroDoe September 12, 2015
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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