California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters

I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.

by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011

expired titty milk

Some nasty ass titty milk gone wrong af; ewwwwww

"EWWWWWWWWW SHE GOT EXPIRED TITTY MILKKKKKKK!!!!"

by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017

pass the choclate milk

the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.

pass the choclate milk about John and Amy's date last night.

by hahahehe:) May 6, 2018

bursting anal milk

white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it

last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"

by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017

Lay some milk on it.

To exaggerate or hype something up.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.

by Slave of MadBur January 10, 2017

MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole

I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud

by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015