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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
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SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.
I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.
by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011
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socially single

Socially single is when you are single to everyone else except your partner. When a relationship isn't socially acceptable or bidden by others ( including or especially parents ) consent from both partners. Socially single is just like dating but no one know except you and your partner. It is not friends with benefits or fuck buddys . It still has all the qualities as a serious relationship.
Things prevent me from dating Colton but we still secretly do. I'm socially single.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
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social meter

When shriya gets tired of interacting with others or being social her social meter gets down
Like my social meter is down
by Idkwhatsit December 3, 2021
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Anti-socially Acceptable

1) Actions at home, not acceptable to be witnessed.
2) Things you only do when you're inside your home for an extended length of time, or when no one else is there to witness it
I think it's anti-socially acceptable to eat ice cream from the tub, or chocolate chips from the bag, when you're home alone.
by MimiGif March 31, 2020
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Boke Social

A party with an inordinate amount of unattractive people which takes place in Glasgow.
How was the party tonight? It was such a Boke Social!
by MelTri October 24, 2011
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Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.
Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.
by Your urban friend November 4, 2017
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