Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.

On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.

by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

Macaroni Dick

When your dick curves to the side

Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

by IxIRadioactiiv May 14, 2015

Piss dick

When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.

Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”

by Hehehahahahahahahah January 5, 2022

climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.

Hey asshole, go climb a dick!

by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017

Adrenaline Dick

When you pre cum and start to lose wood, but instead of pulling out you let it marinate in her until he starts to drown and adrenaline hits. It’s fight or flight but your dudes a warrior.

She sucked me so good i thought I was done for but then I gave her some of that adrenaline dick!

- Frankie Trendzilla

by Frankie Trendzilla October 29, 2019

Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.

*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016