John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

John Cleland

A racing driver who showed that he was going for first

"Im going for first says John Cleland"

by BringBackV8s June 23, 2022

John Launder

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz

"You just pulled a John Launder!"

by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

Peter John

The king of logo history videos, call your papa with this nickname, hehe

You: Huh, Peter John. Whatcha doing?
Dad (with peter john nickname): Hehe hello son..

by thelolmanofth July 22, 2020

john weber

A John weber is a person who has a ver large penis. But no self respect. Like big m. Makes girls uncomfortable

There is a john weber bothering me

by 69696969696969696969694202 June 23, 2022