nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011

nerd

Larry

you remind me of the nerd at my work.

by Lil_NIcky September 20, 2023

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

curd nerd

Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese

"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"

by His psyeudonym August 20, 2020

Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.

Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"

by MJ_420 September 12, 2021

Bitch Nerd

Anyone who is not only a huge bitch but also has lots of nerd-like characteristics.

"Shahil you are a bitch nerd"

by bitchnerd May 11, 2019

nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011