Alex

A asian that keeps using the word nigga, he may be hot but he so eshay u wanna puke. Stay strong alex u stupid motherfucker

Hey Alex what’s up

Alex: FUUUUUUCK OFF U STUPID BIIIIIIIIIITCH

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by Finn wolfhard’s wife March 21, 2020

Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.

"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."

by diditookme November 24, 2021

Alex r

rEd deAd. 61 old man
Harrases kids but funny

Omg Alex r is 61

by Telescope March 27, 2023

alex

my boyfriend

who is alex
my boyfriend

by dr.giggletouch March 1, 2024

Alex

To get off work and take a 2 hour shit and shower while shirking all responsibilities.

Courier - "I barely did anything today. I'm going home to take an Alex."

by DracuulGras November 21, 2023

alex shepard

the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍

everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard

me: yeahh

everyone: wow ur lucky bruh

by pineapplesarepeng1234 October 28, 2019

Alex

Weird ass mf with a mole by his mouth probably wears glasses and supreme shit. Cool guy and he also probably skates he has a little dick ir a big one 🤤

“Bro have you seen Alex”
“Oh yeah! The one with the glasses”

by oback_barama November 22, 2021